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On our TikTok we run a project cataloguing the steepest (and cheapest) chips in London. At every place we visit we score the chips on taste, size and value for money – with our all-important £/kg (Pounds per kilo of potato) measurement.

Three Sheets, Soho W1D
49.53 £/kg

The Shaston Arms, Carnaby W1F
16.16 £/kg

The Wee Sister, Chelsea SW10

9.1/10

RankLocationPriceChipsPPC (p)Steepness (£/kg)
1Three Sheets, Soho W1D£8.002334.7849.53
2Wembley Stadium, Wembley HA9£12.506419.5045.34
3The Culpeper, Shoreditch E1£6.503319.6034.10
4The Distillers, Hammermsith W6£5.502027.5033.05
5The Island Queen, Islington N1£5.502126.1928.33
6The Elgin, Notting Hill W11£6.501543.3326.44
7The Blue Anchor, Hammersmith W6£5.001435.7126.40
8The Black Friar, Blackfriars EC4£5.502225.0026.09
9Balham Bowls Club, Balham SW12£6.001250.0025.42
10The Crabtree, Fulham W6£5.702028.5023.69
11New Moon, Leadenhall EC3£5.002025.0021.27
12The Knave of Clubs, Shoreditch E1£5.00945.3121.19
13The Earl of Essex, Islington N1£5.502225.0016.27
14The Shaston Arms, Carnaby W1£4.503512.8616.16
n/aClaridge’s Bar, Mayfair W1K£12.001392.31n/a
n/a45 Jermyn Street, St James’s SW1Y£6.75975.00n/a
n/aThe Cadogan Arms, Chelsea SW3£9.011947.42n/a
n/aThe Queen’s Head, Shoreditch E1£6.501446.43n/a
n/aThe Ladbroke Arms, Notting Hill W11£6.001346.15n/a
n/aThe Atlas, Fulham SW6£6.001540.00n/a
n/aThe Flask, Highgate N6£5.501439.29n/a
n/aThe Dartmouth Castle, Hammersmith W6£6.001637.50n/a
n/aThe Well & Bucket, Bethnal Green E2£5.501536.67n/a
n/aF&M Bar @ The Royal Exchange, Bank EC3V£6.751935.53n/a
n/aThe Fox and Pheasant, Chelsea SW10£6.501934.21n/a
n/aThe Crown Tavern, Farringdon EC1£6.001833.33n/a
n/aThe Hound, Chiswick W4£7.952531.80n/a
n/aThe Anglesea Arms, Hammersmith W6£6.002030.00n/a
n/aThe Coach and Horses, Greenwich SE10£5.501928.95n/a
n/aThe Trinity Arms, Brixton SW9£6.002128.57n/a
n/aThe Cumberland Arms, Kensington W14£6.002128.57n/a
n/aThe George, Fitzrovia W1£6.752625.96n/a
n/aThe Woolpack, Bermondsey SE1£6.002524.00n/a
n/aThe White Bear, Kennington SE11£5.502522.00n/a
n/aThe Brook Green Hotel, Brook Green W6£4.502220.45n/a
n/aThe Devonshire, Soho W1£6.003119.35n/a
n/aThe Henry Addington, Canary Wharf E14£5.503018.33n/a
n/aThe Terrace Restaurant @ London Zoo, Camden NW1£4.953016.50n/a
n/aThe Prospect of Whitby, Wapping E1£3.252016.25n/a
n/aSheepshaven Bay, Camden NW1£4.253412.50n/a
n/aThe Horseshoe Inn, London Bridge SE1£5.004311.63n/a
n/aWinter Wonderland, Hyde Park W1£5.004311.63n/a
n/aThe Wee Sister, Chelsea SW10£6.00659.23n/a
n/aThe Princess of Prussia, Whitechapel E1£4.50696.52n/a

The Cadogan Arms, Chelsea W14

Price: £9.01 (including service) for 19 chips

Taste: 7.9 – nice chips, but £2 service charge!?

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47p


The Ladbroke Arms, Notting Hill W11

Price: £6.00 for 13 chips

Taste: 9.0 – A solid chip.

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46p


The Atlas, Fulham SW6

Price: £6.00 for 15 chips

Taste: 8.0

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40p


The Flask, Highgate N6

Price: £5.50 for 14 chips

Taste: 7.7 – fluffy and large

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39p


The Dartmouth Castle, Hammersmith W6

Price: £6.00 for 16 chips

Taste: 6.0 – Nice spicy mayo, but not super memorable.

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38p


The Blue Anchor, Hammersmith W6

Price: £5.00 for 14 chips

Taste: 4.3 – definitely frozen chips

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36p


The Well & Bucket, Shoreditch E2

Price: £5.50 for 15 chips

Taste: 7.4 – Tasty but no sauce.

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37p


Fortnum & Mason @ The Royal Exchange, City EC3V

Price: £6.75 for 19 chips

Taste: 7.4 – Nice chips just not many, with béarnaise sauce.

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35p


The Fox and Pheasant, Chelsea SW10

Price: £6.50 for 19 chips

Taste: 8.7 – Really good big fresh chunky chips.

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34p


The Crown Tavern, Clerkenwell EC1

Price: £6.00 for 18 chips

Taste: 7.7 – good length but not very warm.

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33p


The Hound, Chiswick W4

Price: £7.95 (incl. service) for 22 chips

Taste: –

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32p


The Anglesea Arms, Hammersmith W6

Price: £6.00 for 20 chips

Taste: 7.1 – Solid chips, quite crunchy.

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30p


The Trinity Arms, Brixton SW9

Price: £6.00 for 21 chips

Taste: 7.3 – OK, very hot

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29p


The Cumberland Arms, W14

Price: £6.00 for 21 chips

Taste: 6.3 – Nice but not very memorable

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29p


The Crabtree, Fulham W6

Price: £5.70 for 20 chips

Taste: 7.1 – hand cut but undercooked

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29p


The Island Queen, Islington N1

Price: £5.50 for 21 chips

Taste: 6.1 – hot and salty

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26p


The George, W1

Price: £6.75 for 26 chips

Taste: 8.0 – Slightly small on average, really nice and homemade.

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26p


New Moon, Leadenhall Market EC3V

Price: £5.00 for 20 chips

Taste: 4.0 – undercooked

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25p


The Earl of Essex, Islington N1

Price: £5.50 for 22 chips

Taste: 7.2 – quite a big portion!

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25p


The Black Friar, Blackfriars EC4

Price: £5.50 for 22 chips

Taste: 5.0 – Very average frozen chips

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25p


The White Bear, Kennington SE11

Price: £5.50 for 25 chips

Taste: 4.2 – very bland chips

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22p


Brook Green Hotel, W6

Price: £4.50 for 22 chips

Taste: 5.0 – Pretty average frozen chips, but bountiful.

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20p


The Devonshire, W1

Price: £6.00 for 31 chips

Taste: 9.0 – Super nice, hand made and came with a hollandaise sauce.

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19p


The Henry Addington, Canary Wharf E14

Price: £5.50 for 30 chips

Taste: 7.0 – No notes

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18p


The Terrace Restaurant at London Zoo, Camden NW1

Price: £4.95 for 30 chips

Taste: 6.0 – A solid but uninspiring chip

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17p


The Prospect of Whitby, Wapping E1

Price: £6.00 for 31 chips

Taste: 7.2 – a decent chip

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16p


The Shaston Arms, Carnaby W1

Price: £4.50 for 35 chips

Taste: 8.7 – freshly fried and crispy

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13p


The Sheephaven Bay, Camden NW1

Price: £4.25 for 34 chips

Taste: 8.8 – tasty but bad sauce selection

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13p


The Horseshoe Inn, Southwark SE1

Price: £5.00 for 43 chips

Taste: 6.8 – Very average chips, packets of sauce

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12p


Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park W1

Price: £5.00 for 43 chips

Taste: 6.7 – crispy but a bit cold

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12p


The Wee Sister, Chelsea SW10

Price: £6 for 65 chips

Taste: 9.1 – super crispy, comes with tarragon sauce. Chunky enough?

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11p


The Princess of Prussia, Whitechapel E1

Price: £4.50 for 69 chips

Taste: 5.2 – Bountiful, but frozen chips. Maybe too thin…!?

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5p

Oddities

The Commercial, SE24

Price: £6.00 for 6 chips

Rosti chips made from shredded potato – do not count as chunky chips

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£1

Beyond London

The Bear Inn, Oxford

Price: £5.50 for 24 chips

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23p

The Royal Victoria Pavilion, Ramsgate

Price: £3.99 for 44 chips

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9p